Fluff. However, in his banishment he goes to Earth where he realises the benefits of Midgard. It's there that she meets and reconnects with her childhood love Tony Stark. Some Swearing. Stark's limousine without sporting a nerdy smile and shifting in his. Every radio station was talking about it, much to her annoyance. Alternate Universe - Tony adopts Peter. "Holy shit," he heard behind him. Peter Parker-Stark, college student and part-time CEO of Stark Industries, upon coming back home from Boston for the first time, accidentally finds out that Pepper is pregnant and deals with the ramifications of having ruined the big. +22 more. Peter is adopted by Tony. He relaxed even more when Tony held and rocked him for a while. Inheritance By: BaymaCabo. Peter Parker is a Ray of Sunshine. Tony Stark is trained in unarmed combat by Phil Coulson and Happy Hogan. God, what's wrong with AO3. As expected a small blur of brunette. Past Sexual Abuse. It was a bit lonely but Peter had his girlfriend MJ. Following his death, a cipher was released which held the key to all of Stark's tech. Peter Parker, son of Tony Stark and Steve Rogers, happens to secretly be dating Wade Wilson, a mercenary. /Spider-Man, Iron Man/Tony S. Peter Parker & Tony Stark; May Parker (Spider-Man) & Peter Parker; Happy Hogan & Peter Parker;. The 'Peter Parker Feels Like He's Being Replaced When Harley Comes To Visit And Things Get A. Language: English Words: 5,455 Chapters: 6/? Collections: 1 Comments: 3 Kudos: 73 Bookmarks: 17. Unsure if he can face the scars built from his own father and past, he locks himself away to pursue a career of heroism. . But things are complicated when enemies, new and old, try to destroy the Avengers for good. Protective Tony Stark. Morita's hand holding him in place. Peter Parker is just a normal, genius kid with a secret identity as a superhero vigilante. Harley Keener is Pepper Potts's Biological Child. Pepper Potts is a Great Mom Fight Me. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Family/Drama - Spider-Man/Peter Parker, Iron Man/Tony S. I. "The note didn't leave a name. In August of 2001, Tony Stark's son was born. Each avenger, and soon to be avenger, watched as he took his last breath. . chapter 4: 1872: post-canon fix it, lost on the trail, established relationship. What happens if it all ends at Infinity War- If Peter Parker had gotten the Gauntlet off of Thanos on the planet Titan? Disclaimer: Avengers belongs to Marvel, no matter how much I want it. Peter and Harley are twins. Peter Parker and Tony Stark mentorship/IronDad:May Parker (Spider-Man) Mary Parker; Richard Parker; Tony Stark; peter osborn; richard parker's experiments; Poor Peter Parker; Adopted Peter Parker; Norman Osborn's A+ parenting; The Avengers Are Good Bros; but they come to play later; Peter Parker is a Mess; Norman Osborn adopts Peter Parker; because of his powers; Tony Stark Acting. Fluffy Avengers. Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure (101) Precious Peter Parker (75) Fluff (67) Protective Tony Stark (58)Tony and the series of odd Peter Parker incidents- in which Tony is confused 99% of the time, Peter is the worst liar and the Mist loves to put him through ridiculous situations. He cocked his head. Ongoing. In 2023, the battle for the universe has been won. This is the story of Peter Parker, who became Spiderman to help people because he's good. Soulmate AU in which Peter ends up going against Stark's orders and gets shredded in a fight, showing off his soulmate's name written on his arm. He sighed as he looked at him when a hand touched his shoulder, causing him to turn and see one of Coulson's team members' there-Alphonso Mackenzie. /Spider-Man, Mayday P. Tony Stark dies at the age of 57 of a heart attack. They sleep better when they are next to each other, less nightmares and night terrors and more actually rest. Please comment and review:) Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Family/Humor - Iron Man/Tony S. Strange had helped Peter many times including saving Aunt May's life. Enjoy~ Disclaimer: I don't own this characters. Fluff and Angst. ”. Fast forward twelve years later and Peter and Tony are at each other's throats driven by Tony's controlling ways since Peter was a child. No one was ready for what happened next. Stark finds out, otherwise he will literally kill me for going behind his back. 'No! I mean, that's an adult word. A 7-year-old Peter Parker was taken by Hydra and was trained and mutated to become the perfect soldier- паук. 3K 119. 2d 143 (D. He had lost his parents at age 6, his uncle at age 10 and lastly his aunt at age 13. This story is based off of Spider-Man: Homecoming but will include lots of moments with the Avengers. Peter Parker Stark has been living with Tony and Pepper Stark for nearly 6 years now, though no one knows. , Pepper P. . Finding out he has a magical cousin from Britain wasn't a. Becoming Spider-Man By: HecticDemon. all stared at the teenage boy who was currently elbows-deep in one of their cabinets, the collective thought of ' what the actual fuck is a child doing in our labs' running through their minds. tonystark. This is just cute, so you know, have fun with it. Part 1 in a series. This is basically oneshots of Peter Parker/stark. But that's all about to change. Morgan Stark’s murder class - Bucky teaches Morgan life lessons. The boy grinned. TW: canon-typical violence. Peter Parker was a "not so average guy" of 16. When Loki's forced to integrate himself into the mortal world (aka New York), you, the unconventional daughter of Tony Stark, offer him a room. (PETERS POV) "Hey MJ!" I give her a quick kiss. Twelve years have passed since and there is still not a single trace of the boy. Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Mystery -. Summary: Tony was a man who calculated for every possibility, including the chance that he might wield the Infinity. Nebula and he return to earth in Quill's ship where Tony see Thanos, and traps him just before he disappears. " [Or: How Tony Stark came to adopt Harley Keener. Okay. No slash between Peter and Tony. " "You earned it, kid," Mr. Dead May Parker (Spider-Man) Worried Stephen Strange. Nebula and Tony are stranded together on the ship during Avengers Endgame and Tony has been teaching Nebula about physical pleasure. That would explain a lot. And all that happened after. Peter got adopted by Tony which made him a Stark but also he kept Parker, making him Parker-Stark. . Parker is almost certainly a meta with at least enhanced reflexes, strength and speed. He is truly good to his core. Unreliable Narrator. Third: Peter is very good at getting what he wants. Then Hydra comes And she gone Her dad searches desperately for her, willing to do anythin. Peter is 14 and all his family has died besides his Aunt May. Like seriously, The Tony Stark was his Dad and Captain America was his Papa. But he never did know Reed's last name. "My brother has changed his ways, Stark, he is not a threat. In a bid to win a bingo game against his best-friend-turned-brother, Peter, Harley pulls out the big guns. Takes place in a slight AU where Civil War essentially didn't happen and the avengers are still together. I’d love to show you around it some time, it looked like a Hallmark movie everywhere you went,” Tony says, looking up to share a loving glance with Steve. Strange had helped Peter many times including saving Aunt May's life. Michelle Jones. "Mr. And, oh, yeah—he also recruits a former-Air-Force-pilot-turned-galactic-hero, has lunch with Black Widow,. Tony's POV: I was shocked. Peter Parker. Adopted Peter Parker; Summary. "Goodmorning, Mr. Peter Parker & Pepper Potts. Tony grinned, feeling a strange sense of camaraderie with her. My mom and dad used to work with a Reed. Ned Leeds is a Good Bro. fluff. , Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: Apr 9, 2022 - Status: Complete. Soon, Peter Parker, his chosen heir. You see, I lied to you father. Dr. Tony Stark adopts Peter Parker; Pepper Potts Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure; Baby Peter; Kid Peter; Baby Peter Parker; Pepper Adopts peter parker;. eventual. 19-year-old, Soviet spy, Natalia Romanova got off of a plane from Russia. An impossible idea spanning dimensions and timelines, life and death, and the lines of good and evil. Yep, you read that right. Peter Parker & Tony Stark Peter Parker Tony Stark Fluff Fluff and Angst Peter Parker Has Panic Attacks Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure Peter Parker. It hadn't faded when Peter entered elementary school or middle school. "They're calling about an orphaned boy," Pepper says, her confused frown clear in her voice. Peter Parker is a Dad; Adopted Children; Adopted Sibling Relationship; Post-Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 (Movie) Not Avengers: Endgame (Movie). This story takes place in the events of the b. It's even harder when the Avengers move into your house. " It was MJ's turn to blink, though she followed it up with a glance in Peter and Ned's direction. It was a tradition Peter was pretty certain he could live with, as long as nobody took any-. Not only that but they've had a child in secret. a. . Peter Parker is Tony Stark's Biological Child. He would be working with Tony freakin’ Stark! A grin crept onto his face as he jumped the fence and ran over to the curb. ) James Rhodes had been friends with Tony Stark for a good few decades already, had stuck with him during his awkward lanky teenager slash younger adult days, the crazy college days, the let's get black-out drunk days, the I'm a fucking superhero days, and even the what the fuck am I doing. Peter didn’t talk yet but he could make sounds and communicate if you knew what to look for. Multiple Crossovers. Peter Parker is Tony Stark's Adopted Child; Peter Parker Lives in Avengers Tower; Jarvis (Iron Man movies) Lives; The Avengers Find Out Peter Parker is Spider-Man; BAMF Pepper Potts;. Demigod Peter AU. The first time Tony Stark and Peter Parker meet, it is 30 feet apart with a killer robot in between them. Rated: Fiction T - English - Family/Friendship - Iron Man/Tony S. "Who're you, anyways?" Stark continued. Peter frowned at the thought of those horrible people coming back. They meet as Spiderman and Wanda Maximoff, but who know what could happen. Peter Parker was a "not so average guy" of 16. A few years later, said kid gets bitten by a "special" spider and becomes Spiderman. A Spiderman, about six months ago after his aunt May was killed. The events of Infinity war don't exist, they never have and never will happen. He snuck out of the joyful atmosphere and went into Peter's room where everything was dark. Please comment and review:)Chapter 1. D. He takes him in as his own son, as does Pepper, however they come to realise that Peter is, well. That made Tony laugh. A Spiderman, about six months ago after his aunt May was killed. After a few years in an Asgardian prison, Odin sends Loki to Midgard to await the rest of his punishment with the Avengers for attacking New York. But after he quite literally falls for the equally disastrous Harley Keener it seems like things might just be getting better. Batman struggles to keep from smiling at the sight. . This post endgame where Tony survives and Peter accepted the position in the Avengers at the end of Homecoming. Peter walked to the back door and wasn't surprised that it didn't open. Child Abuse. Ever since Steve and Tony adopted Peter, they haven't had any time out. Tony said, rubbing Peter's back. Peter thought back to when he was little, one of his few memories with his mom and dad and remembered an Uncle Reed. Protective Avengers. On another note this spider-man guy is getting worrying, stealing chemicals like a rouge. Shrugging out of his Armani suit jacket, Tony slid into backseat of the air-conditioned rental car, sinking into the plush leather seat as Rhodey climbed in from the opposite side. Autistic Peter Parker. No Archive Warnings Apply. Peter Parker was just another kid who was lost in the system. Tony Stark was considered cold-hearted, but when Peter Stark was brought forth into the world, his life changed forever. He didn't like them, not one bit. Protective Tony Stark; Adopted Children; Peter Parker is a Mess; Peter Parker is a Little Shit; Protective Wade Wilson; Protective Steve Rogers; Peter Parker is Trying His Best;. Or, Post-Endgame Peter goes back in time and accidentally-on-purpose gets Steve and Tony together before the initial snap happens. Tony is barely able to care for himself, never mind a broken teenager. when Peter Parker is adopted by Tony Stark and Steve Rogers his life as a orphan gets fliped on its head, what will hapen when his new family find out he is spiderman T. Read the most popular peterparker stories on Wattpad, the world's largest social storytelling platform. , Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Complete. A little one-shot about Peter accepting Stark Industries after Tony makes him the heir, and following in the footsteps of his father-figure in how to face your fears, and the world. When the doctors had finally let them alone for a minute, giving them a chance to breathe, Tony moved from his bed to sit on Peter's. Upon meeting her aunt’s new boyfriend, Eddie Brock, the inevitable meeting brings along a whole new list of craziness, fun, and abrupt enemies for the teenage vigilante. Lost and powerless in this strange land of York, Thor is taken in by two tiny mortals: Ned Leeds, son of Mr. Tony Stark finds a different way to bring everyone back who was snapped. Series of Irondad and Spiderson oneshots. " Peter said miserably. Summary: Peter Parker had had everything: a mother, a father, an uncle, an aunt. 4 billion. A series of oneshots that delve into the relationship between Tony Stark and Peter Parker as their lives begin to merge. "I don't give a shit what the world does after Tony Stark and the rest of those. Dick thinks that Tony Stark is an abusive neglectful parent and tries to help Peter. Tony rubbed his bottom too. However, Steve Rogers won't stop bugging him to make time travel. Tony's eyes narrowed as Peter's arm hung lazily over the bed, his expression devoid of all joy and life with a frown on his face. James "Bucky" Barnes/Sam Wilson. Antonia Stark is five years old when she realizes her father wanted a boy. Rated: Fiction K - English - Friendship/Family - Thor, Loki - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: - Favs: 109 - Follows: 39 - Published: Jul 30, 2012 - Status: Complete - id: 8373838. Peter Parker is Trying His Best. /Spider-Girl, Michelle Jones/MJ -. Antonia Stark is five years old when she realizes her father wanted a boy. Set after Black Panther, but everyone has made up and is okay and live together. Reader. After the war with Gaia, Percy and Annabeth just wanted to live in peace. k. , Spider-Man/Peter Parker - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,062 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 -. (This is made up of three prompts so thank youuu) Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Black Widow/Natasha R. Peter Parker Calls Tony Stark "Dad". “Kiss it off me, if you’re gonna break my heart this is a good start. Spidey Tot By: KevyGrayce. Peter Parker was adopted reluctantly by Tony Stark when his parents died. I'm so proud of you. And it's pretty impossible to be anywhere near normal when you've started to stick to walls! Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Family. peterstark peterparker irondad tonystark spiderson spiderman avengers ironman marvel pepperpotts natasharomanoff fieldtrip steverogers blackwidow pepperony peter. And I don't own Spider-Man or any Marvel Characters so no suing please. He has already taught her about oral sex; now Nebula decides she wants to learn about penetrative sex. Meanwhile, in Upstate New York, Tony struggles with the inexplicable certainty that he's lost a kid. One of these online friends is a guy named Pietro, who was trying to earn enough money to see his sister in New York. Marvel Characters: Anthony 'Tony' Stark, Peter Parker, Harley Keener, Morgan Stark, Nebula, Happy Hogan, James 'Rhodey' Rhodes, Carol Danvers, Maria Rambeau, Monica Rambeau, Virginia 'Pepper' Potts. It is when Tony Stark watches as a child, with nothing but false bravado and a little Iron Man mask, stares down gunfire without flinching. " He stuttered slightly, but he put it down to nerves. But that's all about to change. Tony Stark's daughter fanfic with Avengers family, will also include Spider-Man, Agents of SHIELD, and some of the Defenders. Liberty Robers stubborn six year old with a heart of gold. One-shots about the team finding out that Peter is Tony's son and/or that he is Spiderman. Each Avenger has to test him out before he can join, after all, the best team bonding is the type done while naked. all stared at the teenage boy who was currently elbows-deep in one of their cabinets, the collective thought of ' what the actual fuck is a child doing in our labs' running through their minds. Not until six months later, anyway. … 29 30 Next → coming home from college by OnlyForward Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Teen And Up Audiences Graphic Depictions Of Violence Gen Work in Progress. Peter Parker-Stark, college student and part-time CEO of Stark Industries, upon coming back home from Boston for the first time, accidentally finds out that Pepper is pregnant and deals with the ramifications of having ruined the big surprise for himself. Peter just sat there and sulked making Happy sad to see the baby so unhappy. After being away for three long months, Tony returns home to a surprise. A mistake that resulted in his greatest creation yet. On December 21st of 2004, Mateo Stark was kidnapped from his bedroom. Adopted Children; Bullying; Summary. He barely has time to be Spider-man. Until the day a large. 4K 113 5. Tony Stark never thought he would be a father, but he realizes that he can't let his son walk out of his life. Superfamily Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction. At first, it was only sniffling and Tony thought the baby might settle down on his own. Summary: Peter is really proud of his project for the science fair. Tony was always more than happy to have Peter's friends over and like any good parent, he took it as an opportunity to embarrass his kid. Peter meets the interns. As a sibling bonding slash birthday slash one last hurrah before college starts present, Tony Stark surprises Peter Parker and his newly reunited twin sister Teresa Parker with a weekend at the Star Wars: Galatic Starcruiser. Peter Parker/Tony Stark (8648) Peter Parker & Tony Stark (544) Pepper Potts/Tony Stark (362) James "Bucky. Pepper Potts Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure. (Superfamily AU, momma!Widow)Mother-Daughter Relationship. Ned and MJ liked visiting the compound. He also helped Peter to make everyone including himself forget Peter's real identity after Peter revealed his identity during Civil War to support Registration and as the result his aunt, MJ and her family, got targeted by his enemies (Amazing Spider-man #640 and #641). Maria was talking with Pepper Hogan-Happy's wife and Tony's assistant. 4. Cross-Posted on FanFiction. A further look into. However, in his banishment he goes to Earth where he realises the benefits of Midgard. And my adoptive father is Tony Stark. Goggles still pressed tight against his face, hands still working at a million miles an hour, lips pressed together in concentration…if it hadn't been three in the morning, Tony almost. Everyone in their lives seems to die or betray them. Little bit of daddy kink too. This was nice. Peter always dreaded when Monday rolled around after a fantastic weekend because Monday meant school, and school meant having to deal with Flash. “He doesn’t need us like he used to, Steve,” she said simply, shrugging and returning to her training. Adopted Peter; Angst with a Happy Ending; Summary. Of course, Tony comes to his aid. It was something May and I thought should be discussed in person. Notes:This year Mr Stark had completely ignored Peter. He also helped Peter to make everyone including himself forget Peter's real identity after Peter revealed his identity during Civil War to support Registration and as the result his aunt, MJ and her family, got targeted by his enemies (Amazing Spider-man #640 and #641). Just a story about two dads, their adopted Little and all the fun misadventures they get into. Lilah, who had alarmingly dark bags under her eyes, clutched a beaker full of coffee to her chest – yes. Five times Peter cried in front of Tony Stark, and the one time Tony lost it in front of the kid. He's all settled in at the compound and has lots of fun with the Avengers. , Captain America/Steve R. All the interns know that Tony Starks favourite intern is Peter Parker. Tony, however, does not. Never Mess with a Stark, Especially Tony. "You have any experience with this sort of thing, Parker?" Peter nodded. They meet as Spiderman and Wanda Maximoff, but who know what could happen. Spider-Child fics are saving my life, the spiderman collection, Spider Son and Iron Dad FanFiction Stats: Published: 2021-09-19 Words: 824 Chapters: 1/1 Comments: 32 Kudos: 2,788 Bookmarks: 325 Hits: 26,019 {Never Tickle a. Tony Stark's daughter fanfic with Avengers family, will also include Spider-Man, Agents of SHIELD, and some of the Defenders. The Truth Brings Change by one_direction_12_. But he never appeared when Peter needed him anymore. Peter Parker gets Orphaned (again) and whilst Tony Stark is looking for a successor he ends up adopting Peter, unknowing that he just adopted Spider-Man aswell! Rated T for safety! I own nothing, everything in this story is owned by MARVEL! This isn't based on any comic book or movie, this is just a new Spider-Man universe, Enjoy!James "Rhodey" Rhodes. Join Tony as he cares for his son, and learn the joys of being a parent! That including the baby years to the awkward teenage years. James Potter and Lily Potter nee Evans were happy. Lab Day. Tony dies defeating Thanos. Peter Parker is a complete and utter self-deprecating disaster concealed under a faux smile. (*WARNING* THIS FANFIC WAS MADE IN 2018! THIS IS A REPOSTING OF MY OLD WORK FROM WHEN I WAS MUCH YOUNGER! A REWRITTEN VERSION WILL BE COMING OUT WEEKLY STARTING 2024!. Lately Flash had increased his methods for picking on Peter as the school year was coming to an end. I'm the kid of Iron man. Years later, the three brothers reunite, old romances bloom, and reformations occur in order to better the world as the brothers know it. Peter Parker is Tony Stark's Biological Child. The press called him a prodigy child, and so did his parents when they tucked him into. Last thing, Avengers tower wasn't sold, just changed back to Stark tower. Wanted (In More Ways Than One) 32 parts. In a twist of fate, rather t. Or: Tony and Peter pretend to be father and son for the Rogues because people kept mistaking them for family anyway. He used to have people who loved him, people he could talk to, people he could love. Mr. Breathplay. And my adoptive father is Tony Stark. Things got more difficult when Harley and Peter started dating. ]Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 42 - Published: Aug 23, 2022 - Iron Man/Tony S. "Maybe. When Penny receives a letter from her deceased mother Mary Parker, Penny tries to keep her double life a secret while dealing with a secret that's been hidden. This will be centered more on Peter Parker and his superfamily! This story will contain. After the truth gets exposed it caused a major change in his life. Peter had been adopted by the Starks after Aunt May died in a car accident. Naturally, Tony Stark stumbles upon him because he is Tony Stark. Peter 'Junior' Parker Antonio Potts-Stark was your unfairly attractive, snarky, genius son of Tony and Pepper Potts-Stark and younger brother to the adopted Wanda Maximoff-Stark. Dick thinks that Tony Stark is an abusive neglectful parent and tries to help Peter. Tony grinned, feeling a strange sense of camaraderie with her. Fourteen-year-old Seven has spent her entire life imprisoned in the HYDRA and Red Room facility, ex. It’s okay, Peter. Dr. He was wrong. " Tony pouted at the boy, highly disagreeing with his statement. Fay Hollyoake is a fanfiction author that has. " "Yes,. The newly pardoned Rogue Avengers are moving back into the compound. Stark. He seemed to recover quickly, pulling his facial expression into one of calm. Saying “yes” leads Percy down a path that changes everything he thought he knew about the world—and himself. " Happy said as he started to lightly bounced Peter. E. Iron Spider Suit | 2018. Revelations (n. Barnes, 617 F. Peter Parker is Tony Stark's Biological Child. spiderman. I don’t have an account because I’m waiting for my invite and I don’t remember the name or any of that, I think it was something along those lines and. Mr. During what was initially a casual call, Peter figures out that the mysterious Pietro is Pietro Maximoff, and immediately contacts Tony Stark to. Happy following behind. Being a teen parent is hard under the best of circumstances, but damn it if Peter's not going to do his best. Tony Stark Has A Heart. "I think we should hug it out!" The look on Tony's face was priceless and he had no chance of getting away from the spider boy. Rated: Fiction K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Peter P. /Spider-Man, Iron Man/Anthony S. He's been groomed since birth to take over a Fortune. Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure. However, as unexpected challenges arise and the media catches wind of Tony's adoption, the Stark family must navigate the complexities of parenthood and the scrutiny of public attention. Tony didn't expect Peter Parker to still be in the lab at three in the morning, but there he was, hunched over a bunch of beakers and test tubes and notebooks. The world crowded Peter for a long time; watched in awe as he was raised, one step at a time, walking three months quicker than the doctors said he would, talking his meaningless chatter far before expected, too. Peter Parker is a man of the internet, so, naturally, he has internet friends. Consequences By: Sweet Little Darling. Mob bosses and alphas Tony and Steve stumble across the poor boy on their way home, and take her home. # 5. Eventually, the two were able to reach an understanding, for Peter's sake. The Life and Adventures of Penny Parker By: Coffee10. Stay With Me By: Lazhuli. Alternate Universe - Tony adopts Peter. Parent Tony Stark; Eventual Tony Adopts Peter; Powerful Peter Parker; Hurt Peter Parker; Peter Parker Impresses The Avengers; Peter Parker is a Mess;. Protective Tony Stark. A scheming Death, a Mad Titian, Dark Wizards, Dangerous Doctors, living Wards, Quantum Physics, and. Kidnapped Peter Parker. Peter Parker; Adopted. Because all of them are stupid and always come too quickly in making assumption. A sleep-deprived Peter Parker accidentally texts our favorite genius, billionaire, playboy and philanthropist, who keeps trying to convince him that no, he is not Ned! And that he doesn't know who that is.